Stop, just stop.

Dear Mother Nature,

Cut this shit out.

Why are you so schizo?

I have never seen you so jumpy and confused.  28 to 46 to 70 back down to the 30s in less than a week?

Do you need a hug?  I will give you one.  Come here.  Hug it out. 

Now stop.  Seriously.

Sincerely,

the freezing ass baby giraffe