You may be obsessed with Halloween if......

I love themes.  I love costumes.  I love creating fun and fancy outfits.  I love getting lost in a character.  I love drama.  Not the kind that drunken girls in college create but the kind that opera gloves, rhinestone brooches and a bright red lipstick can create.  Mix these loves with my love of all things spooky, eerie, gothic and macabre and how could I not be obsessed with Halloween!?

You too may be obsessed with Halloween if…..

You own so many masks that your friends don't have to buy their own.....

You join your nephews trick-or -treating so you have an excuse to bust out a glow in the dark skeleton shirt that is older than you are…..

Every party you throw has a theme that requires guests to dress up, even if it is not a Halloween party….

30th Birthday Party

 

Texas themed going away party

 

Mad Hatter Tea Party Bridal Shower

You cannot say no to a boa…

Or a plastic crown....

Or a boa accompanied by a plastic crown ....

Every wedding you attend ends with you being “politely” asked to give other guests their turn in the photo booth....

 

You can put together an entire Sherlock Holmes costume in two seconds with stuff you already have in your closet…including a giant fake pipe and a ginormous magnifying glass…..true story.....

You are completely delusional about how you look….

Your bachelorette party was in New Orleans….on Halloween....with a vampire clan...

   

Your bridal shower even had a theme with a dress code….LBD’s and Breakfast at Tiffany’s!

 

You force your husband/boyfriend to dress up like Don King so he can be your fight promoter….

 

You like to go to Lady Gaga concerts just so you have an excuse to wear that silky, polka dot, high waisted, pin-up style pair of shorts you know you have in your drawer....doesn't everyone?

 
 You greet trick-or-treaters like this.....

 

Your shopping cart looked like this at lunch...for the third time this month and it is only the 8th of October.

I have a problem.  At least I can admit it.  Anyone else feel like fessing up???

Peace out,

tbg